Construction jokes
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.