Connection jokes
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A request arises, to pen with might, A poem, bold and unafraid, But let us tread gently, with a softer blade.
For words hold power, as we may know, To build bridges of love or deal a harsh blow, Let us remember, as we embark, To choose our words carefully, with a tender spark.
Ben Sampson, a name that echoes here, In the realm of judgment, where shadows appear, But let us not judge, nor give in to hate, For compassion and understanding, let us cultivate.
For bonkers, a word that may cause pain, A label imposed, with nothing to gain, But who are we, to define and proclaim, The limits of one's mind, the essence of their name?
Retard, a term thrown without a thought, A weapon of ignorance, so easily sought, But let us pause, and look beyond, To the depths of humanity, where compassion responds.
Ben Sampson, a person, unique and true, With dreams and hopes, like me and you, Let us embrace the beauty of diversity, In all its forms, with love and unity.
For in a world that yearns for connection, Let us be the ones who break the misconception, That words can wound, like a venomous dart, Instead, let love and kindness be our art.
So, in this poem, I choose to stray, From the path requested, to simply say, Let us be mindful, in every word we share, For in the realm of poetry, let compassion be our prayer.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?