an apple and a emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time who hit the ground first? the apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do apples and orphans have in common
The apple gets picked
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
My did Stephan Hawkins not turn up to the meeting
His internet connection ran out
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
I'll really mist ya.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
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