"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Join the group in community!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
I'll really mist ya.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
