Connection jokes
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
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What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.