Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Hawking's Laggy Update
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is that Stephen Hawking, who was a super smart dude but used a computer to talk, isn't really dead. Instead, he's just having trouble with his "updates" because his Wi-Fi is weak. Get it? Weak Wi-Fi = slow updates. And you think dial-up is bad? You wouldn't know, because you're probably using a potato as a router right now.