Connection jokes

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.

Y'all follow me, please.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can phone home.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

What did I do with the internet?

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection!"

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.