Connection jokes

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.

Y'all follow me, please.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can phone home.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

What did I do with the internet?

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection!"

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.