My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Y'all follow me, please.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
What did I do with the internet?
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
