Connection jokes
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Y'all follow me, please.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
What did I do with the internet?
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."