Connection jokes
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
What did I do with the internet?
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.