Connection jokes

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Y'all follow me, please.

The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.

What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can phone home.

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

What did I do with the internet?

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.