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The Unknown King of Moderation

There has to be a connection

The image shows Donkey Kong and Jimmy Neutron with his robot dog. Text above the characters asks, "Anyone ever notice they have the same haircut?"

✨Jassy✨

Me and my friend 2 hours ago

A two-panel image showing the close-up of a cow and a pig looking into the camera. The text above them says, "When the FaceTime connects."

Anonymous

wtf is this wifi

The image shows a wifi connection bar with the text "It Burns When IP" to the left of it.

Toast ツ

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

A Star Wars Fan

A three-panel comic shows a person sitting at a computer. The first two panels show a download progress bar at 78%, with a person at the computer looking bored. The third panel shows the same download progress bar, now with a "Troll connection" and "lost connection" message displayed and the person is absent. In the right panel, the person has thrown the chair and the computer table. A rage face image lies on the floor.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

Jimmys mom😉

when my dad facetimes me

Two images are juxtaposed side by side. The left image is a close-up of a cow's head, showing its nose and eyes from an upward angle. The right image is a close-up of a pig's snout and eyes from a similar angle. Text at the top says, "When the FaceTime connects" and a website address "boredpanda.com" is printed on the right image at the bottom right.

αmy

😏

A screenshot of a group chat in a messaging app. The chat includes the following messages: "Anyone going to garwood connectivity", "no", "be alone", "using 😂 after a normal sentence is so funny", "wanna go eat spaghetti", "I love children", "you guys are concerning", "Garwood???", "NAH CAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS", and "Anyone".

Cahyani Ambara

You should buy this game now.

The image shows a Connect Four game box with the text "Connect Four The Original Vertical In-a-Row Checkers Game". The game board has been filled with the cartoon character four. Several additional fours are scattered across the game board, table, and in the air.

MEME LORD

A screenshot of a Facebook group chat, titled "Montece Dodge Charger 2013", with a white Dodge Charger as the group photo. The conversation shows a user asking if the car is still available. The seller responds with "I don't sell to your kind" and later says, "I don't take food stamps or drug money at all".

原田

The image contains the text: "do you ever look at someone and just think 'I'm so glad I met you'" on a white background.

DAP ME UP #3 (brother)

help im being nuked

The image is a screen capture of a computer interface with green text and symbols on a black background. In the top left is code. In the center is an aerial view of a city. In the bottom center is a green symbol with "NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" and "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" written around it. On the right side are the words "Bitcoin Miner," "Password Cracker," "Remote Connection," and "Interpol Database" with associated symbols.

bloodgod

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.