Connection jokes

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection!"

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Ayo, who's online :')

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

What did I do with the internet?

COVID-19 is like pasta.

Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.