Conflict jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Memes
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...