Conflict jokes
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!