Conflict jokes

Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-

"You cannot win a war without a war."

-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.

A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:

"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."

The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"

Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?

If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.

I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.

Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's cheek!

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...

*disconnected*

My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌

Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.

The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.

What's a cow's favorite war?

World War Moo.