Conflict jokes
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.