Conflict jokes
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Ukraine (πΊπ¦) vs Russia (π·πΊ), place your bets!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
A man wakes up and asks his wife, βAre you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.β The wife replies, βWho says I was sleeping?β
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.