Conflict jokes
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Memes
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Gay people would suck at war.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.