Conflict jokes
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!