What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Conflict Jokes
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Gay people would suck at war.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
