Conflict jokes

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Nobody:

The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:

tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

Gay people would suck at war.

When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.

Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*