Conflict jokes
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.