Conflict jokes

What do you call a person who died in war?

Little Johnny.

Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

ISIS is the mark of the beast.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.

He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?

Scissors beat paper.

What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?

A Kike Strike!

Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

What do people say when they're fighting?

"Water!"

We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RX XD INBOUND!

I declare war on Gwen!

What do sheep hate?

Their enemies: goats!