Conflict jokes
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!