Conflict jokes
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
๐ท๐บ๐งจ a โbadโ bomb
๐จ๐ณ๐งจ โww3โ
๐ฌ๐ง๐งจ a โgoodโ bomb
๐บ๐ธ๐งจ Japanese area testing
๐ฎ๐ฑ๐งจ what bomb
๐ฎ๐ท๐งจ just self defence
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
Memes
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
We will win the war! ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
I declare war on Gwen!
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
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lets start some shit
Hiyaa! PLEASE no drama in this. It's a safe place to speak without.. *COUGHS AND POINTS AT THE ALTS* THEM. soo, yeah. start yapping in here.
THE POLL IS ABOUT.
ARE THE ALTS WEIRD?