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War

Russiya · 3 years ago

We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

Home Appliance

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a scene of chaos with two men and furniture flying around, with explosions. The text on the image reads: "I think what Isra*I doing is wro..." My home appliances:

Terrorist

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RX XD INBOUND!

War

just a random 8 year old · 4 years ago

I declare war on Gwen!

Sheep

3 views · ScoopySkekFAce · 6 years ago

What do sheep hate?

Their enemies: goats!

World War 3

33 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A fighter jet is parked on a runway under a blue sky. Text is overlaid on the sky, stacked vertically. From top to bottom, it reads: World War, World War 2, World War 3, 2 World 2 War, World War: Tokyo Drift, World and War, World 7, War 8. A large red arrow points from the right towards 'World War 3', with the text 'You are here' next to the arrow.

Self

32 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Radio

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Meme

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a computer desktop with three folder icons. From left to right, the first folder is labeled "WW3 Memes", the second is "Memes for Russian Invasion of Ukraine", and the third is labeled "Child Po".

Monster

14 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a cartoon vampire with the Soviet Union flag superimposed on it, saying, "Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered." Below it is an angry-looking cartoon penguin with the Finnish flag superimposed on it, and text that says "*Angry snow noises*".

World War

119 views · Swf · 1 year ago

A news report with the headline "China-Taiwan Tensions" and the text "Experts say World War III may happen online". The news banner is followed by the text "MMDA says NCR 'Ready' to Shift to MGCQ." Below that, there is an image of Kim Jong-Un with the text "Kim Jong-Un is now playing Rocket League".

Eye

45 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

War

19 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

russia

The image shows two panels. The top panel has text that says "Putin: civil war in Ukraine. Meanwhile, reality:". The bottom panel is a still from the movie Home Alone. It shows a boy aiming a rifle at a small door. Above the boy the text says "Ukraine". The head of a man is looking through the hole in the door. Above the man the text says "Russia".

Girl

21 views · Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

When ur watching the two fat girls fighting over the last donut

A GIF of Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a movie theater. The expression on his face suggests he is watching something surprising or absurd.

Chat

150 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."

Brother

25 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

The image shows two separate scenes side by side. On the left, there is a picture of two women, one yelling and pointing her finger, with the text "YOU MURDERED YOUR BROTHER!!!". On the right, there is a picture of a white cat sitting at a table looking away, with the text "He murdered my Minecraft dog.".

Spongebob

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A distressed, melting Spongebob Squarepants is shown in a cartoon frame, seemingly reacting strongly. Below him, Mr. Krabs stands with a slightly surprised or concerned expression. The top text reads, "Sqong bo reakkt doinm mceab disty akh om the squinn pot yesterday 😭😭".

Cristiano Ronaldo

44 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

real

A photoshopped image featuring a smiling Cristiano Ronaldo. He is wearing a dark shirt and has ammunition belts draped over his shoulders and chest. He is holding a large automatic rifle with a bipod. Behind him is a green flag with a white circular emblem that includes a map-like shape, a rifle, and Arabic calligraphy. The Arabic text on the flag says "وَلَكِنَّ اللَّهَ قَتَلَهُمْ وَمَا رَمَيْتَ إِذْ رَمَيْتَ" (And it was not you who killed them, but Allah killed them. And you threw not, when you threw, but Allah threw) and vertically on the right side "كتائب الشهيد" (Martyr Brigades).

IRA

131 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A four-panel comic strip contrasting the Irish Republican Army (IRA) with Individual Retirement Arrangement (IRA) financial experts. In the top panel, three masked figures, one holding a rifle and one wearing a beret, ask, 'Where are the English?' A woman in glasses and pearls asks them, 'Who are you guys? I thought I hired IRA experts?' In the bottom panel, the same masked figure is being questioned by three men in suits and glasses. One of the men asks, 'So Sir, what was your yearly income?' The masked figure replies, 'Who the feck are you guys? I thought I hired IRA?'

Lorax

11 views · blach66 · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a person with red hair is smiling and says "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, a white figure is shocked with open mouth. The text next to this person reads "The Lorax is shit". The two lower panels show the red-haired person first with wide eyes and then with closed eyes holding a gun.

Community talk

J0eyjordisonsleftball

would it be so cool mazing if percussionists did a drum solo before anyone could ffight in iran. THATD BE COOL ASF

the_dislexik_one

hey charlie I know you hate me and I know when I applogised last time but really I am sorry and the thing Abt boundaries but just...I'm sorry I really didn't mean to hurt you I would of killed myself trillions of times before I ever wanted to hurt you just know that I'm sorry

-Vinxity🩶

He’s such a bad person but it hurts so bad.