Conflict

Conflict jokes

Bomb

    • "You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

    In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

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    • Taliban

    • If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

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    • Barbecue

    • A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'

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    • Conflict memes

    Atomic Bomb

    • Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

    From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

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    • Cheat

    • How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

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    • War

    • I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

    He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

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    • Airstrike

    • What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

    They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

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    • Science

    • Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

    A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

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