Conflict jokes
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Fuck Jewkraine!
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"