Conflict jokes
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
I declare war on Gwen!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!