Conflict jokes

Three Nazis walk into a bar.

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Bro, WW2 was just a joke.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Fuck Jewkraine!

So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.

War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.

I don't beat up midgets.

That would be punching down.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."