Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Fuck Jewkraine!
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
