Conflict

Conflict jokes

Time Machine

    • If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

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    • Homophobe

    • If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

    "The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

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    • Solution

    • It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

    Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

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    • Conflict memes

    Drone

    • What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

    I don't know... I just fly the drone.

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    • War

    • America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.

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    • Accident

    • So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

    A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

    My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

    Johnny

    • Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

    He won’t stand against the three of us!

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    • Bomb

    • Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

    🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

    🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

    🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

    🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

    🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

    🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

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