Conflict jokes
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.