Conflict jokes
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."