Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable ?
Hmm let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck maybe he will meet a super unicorn and helps him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
Why were the twin towers fighting
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plaine
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
