Conflict jokes
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.