Conflict jokes
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!