Conflict jokes
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.