Compliment jokes
All these Avengers and you're still marvellous.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"