What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas heâs ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, donât get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, itâs my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
I think you're eggcellent!
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.