Compliment jokes
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?