three people having sex is a threesome two people is a twosome so next time someone calls you handsome don't take it as a compliment
A wife asks her husband: am I pretty or ugly? The husband awnsers her: pretty. The wife responds: thank yo- The husband interrupts her: PRETTY UGLY!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
̈Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick! ̈ *shows muscle*
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
