I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Slade Is Dense
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Slade ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Comparing him to rocks? Ouch! Even rocks have their uses, like, uh, holding stuff down? You probably use them to skip across the river since you can't do math.