"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
