Competition jokes

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

For WORDPLAY!

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

How did you get into the tampon 100?

Pull some strings!

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.