Competition jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

How did you get into the tampon 100?

Pull some strings!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

For WORDPLAY!

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I got in a cage fight.

The hamster didn't know what hit him!

"Slow and steady wins the race."

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

Who did a barber win a race?

He knew a short cut.

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!