Competition jokes

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

"Slow and steady wins the race."

I got in a cage fight.

The hamster didn't know what hit him!

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Who did a barber win a race?

He knew a short cut.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

For WORDPLAY!

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

How did you get into the tampon 100?

Pull some strings!

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.