I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
