Competition jokes

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

For WORDPLAY!

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

How did you get into the tampon 100?

Pull some strings!

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I got in a cage fight.

The hamster didn't know what hit him!