Competition jokes
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.