Competition

Competition Jokes

Chest

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

Country

What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

America.

Game

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

Kill

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

Sport

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." πŸ˜ΆπŸ™€

Emo

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Magician

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

Cheetah

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Contest

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Orphan

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

Charade

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To sweep the competition!

Liverpool

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Card

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!