Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Competition Jokes
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
TPOT
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Comment your favorite sport.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
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