Competition jokes
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
TODAY'S BRAIN CELL COUNT:
2, and both are competing for 5th place.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Me going crazy cause my enemy won a BFDI :
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.