Competition jokes
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.