Competition jokes
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Memes
cringe pokemon
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Comment your favorite sport.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.