What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Rangers are a joke.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
