Competition Jokes

2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1

Russia vs Ukraine is ultimate csgo match ever!

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

*family are together playing charades*

Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To SWEEP the competition

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster

How does the cheetah in every race

It’s always a cheetah

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

why dont shurches have wifi?

They cant compete with an invisible force that actuallyworks

what should we want? racecars when should we want them? NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"