Competition jokes

Why don't churches have WiFi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"

"Yea, it was crackers!"

Rangers are a joke.

Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?

So they can spell "home."

If you play games, go play on your sister.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢

NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝

MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔

LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿

POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅

"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬

"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁

What's America's no. 1 class?

Target practice.

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

What mountain do people like to race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Get it?

Why can't you play with a cheetah?

Because they are cheat-ahs!

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

I got in a cage fight.

The hamster didn't know what hit him!