Competition jokes
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Memes
When ur watching the two fat girls fighting over the last donut
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Rangers are a joke.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
If you play games, go play on your sister.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!