Competition jokes
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
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I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Rangers are a joke.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
If you play games, go play on your sister.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?