Competition jokes
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ππππ
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Memes
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as heβs always sitting down.
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they canβt move their legs.
I donβt get why Katniss was bitching so much in βThe Hunger Gamesβ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I donβt hear any of them complaining.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. Iβm impatient.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!