If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
Why was the leper hockey game canceled? It was because of a face-off in the corner.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
Why cant orphans play baseball
Because they cant find home
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
Q. Why did sally get beat up? A. She couldn’t fight back.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) Vs Russia (🇷🇺) place your bets!!!
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning :3
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team
