Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
Bro I love hanging out with bullys, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?
Robot Wars.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air
Why can't a orphan play basketball
Because no one will be cheering them on
Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said “oh looks like we’ve got some competition
Roses are red i hate snitches you talk a lot of game for a guy with 3in
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics? WALKING!
