Competition Jokes

Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans!🏀🏀😆😆

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.

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Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining

Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?

Son- sure, let me get it from the closet

Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Bro I love hanging out with bullys, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them

The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

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