Hunger Games

Hunger Games jokes

Event

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

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  • Plagiarism

    I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

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  • Africa

    I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

    Book

    I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

    Weapon

    What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

    A rainbow.

    Difference

    What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

    Hunger

    Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

    A. The Hunger Games.

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  • Mama

    Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

    This ain't your mama's monologue.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

    Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

    Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

    Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

    Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

    Terrorist

    When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

    "Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

    "Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

    Life

    Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

    Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

    Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

    Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

    Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

    Call of Duty

    I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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  • Community

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