Hunger Games jokes

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

What is Africa's most played game?

The Hunger Games.

What is Africa's most famous sport?

The Hunger Games.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

What do you call field day in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

A. The Hunger Games.

What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.