Break Dancing jokes

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

How did the retard win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.