Break Dancing jokes

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.

How did the retard win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."