Competition jokes
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.