Human Race jokes

Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

Humanity.