Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, Mario. You're the type who thinks a 'runner' is just someone who jogs in the park. The joke uses wordplay. It's not about actual running speed. It's a play on words because Adam and Eve were the first humans, so they were 'first in the human race' like in a competition. Get it, slowpoke?