Competition jokes

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.