What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
