I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Attacking The Floor
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about someone who fell but doesn't want to admit it. So, they make up a story about attacking the floor and winning. It's like when you say you meant to spill your juice all over the floor. Newsflash: you are not winning at life.