What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Comparison Jokes
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
You look like a burger.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
