Comparison jokes
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
A meth and fetta meme!
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.