Comparison jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.

Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

The average IQ increases in both places.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.

What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.

I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?

They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂

What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.