Difference Between Jesus and Painting

  • What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

    A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of understanding advanced calculus. It's playing on the crucifixion, where Jesus was nailed to a cross. But a painting of him? Just needs one nail on the wall. See? It's funny 'cause it's morbid. Now go back to eating your paste.

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  • Okay I’ve seen this joke about 10 times already. That’s enough

    Sympathetic Sunfish

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