What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Difference Between Jesus and Painting
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of understanding advanced calculus. It's playing on the crucifixion, where Jesus was nailed to a cross. But a painting of him? Just needs one nail on the wall. See? It's funny 'cause it's morbid. Now go back to eating your paste.
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Joe Mama
Okay I’ve seen this joke about 10 times already. That’s enough