Comedy jokes
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Kyler, go on this one.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Orphans got me like: 😂
That joke didn't land well, did it?
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Mooning is very astrological!