Comedy

Comedy jokes

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

Chin

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Dick

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

Height

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Banana

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Guy

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

Emo

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

Will Smith

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Orphan

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Baby

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

Orphan

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Kid

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

9/11

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.