Comedy jokes
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!