Comedy jokes
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!