Comedy jokes
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!