Comedy jokes
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.