My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
