Comedy

Comedy jokes

Mama

    • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Mama.

    Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

    Rain

    • "I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

    - Charlie Chaplin

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    • Shit

    • It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

    Rule

    • I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

    Here are some rules to make a good joke:

    1: Don't say “my life.”

    2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

    3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

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    • Zipper

    • Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

    Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

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    • Orphanage

    • I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

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    • Comedian

    • So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

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