My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
i told my friend an egg joke yesterday he thought it was eggcelent.
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
69.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
