Comedy jokes
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
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