Comedy jokes
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.