Comedy jokes
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!