Comedy jokes
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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.