Comedy jokes

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.