Comedy jokes
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I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.