Comedy jokes
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!