Let's go Brendan Fraser
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
(insert funny joke about a dick here)
did you laugh? be honest
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
What do My Balls and EMOs have in different ? ...Nothing they both hang themselves...
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
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How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
