Comedy jokes

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.