Comedy jokes
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.