Comedy jokes
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I'm Pickle Rick!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
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Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!