Comedy jokes
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.