Comedy jokes
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
So (DYM 132).
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...