Comedy jokes
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
your mom
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!