Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Laugh.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why?
There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
