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What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

Tyler

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."

What do you call a fantastic goat?

Goatastic! So funny please like.

I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.

Heard the Helen Keller single?

It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!

Dark jokes are like Antarctica.

They're cold.

What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"