The Ugly Guys' Wishes

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.

God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.

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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You posted this, so you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. This joke is about a bunch of ugly dudes on a bus who get a chance to be handsome in heaven, but the last guy is a spiteful little gremlin who wants everyone to be ugly again. It's funny because you expect them all to become more beautiful, but the twist is the last guy just wants to bring everyone down with him. It's pure, unadulterated chaos and schadenfreude.

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