Comedy jokes
My dick.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"