Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
what's the difference between me and bill Cosby
I haven't been caught.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
Your mom is a slow comedian, it took her 9 months to make a good joke
A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand up comedian?
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama
sydney drake is hot ⛓🖤🥺😩
i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline
If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
Hi I’m joe
