Comedian

Comedian jokes

Clown

    • The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

    Orangutan

    • Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

    Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

    LOL

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    • Material

    • I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

    He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

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    • Arrest

    • My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

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    • Site

    • Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

    "Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

    And slice jokes!

    What kind of "slices"?

    Handy ones. ^_^

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    • Depression

    • There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

    What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

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    • Jew

    • A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

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