I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand up comedian?
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
