Comedian jokes
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"