Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
lachlan
What do u call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
bradley
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
This is a stand-up.
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
Friend: If u don't like my bad jokes I will tell some stand up comedy. Me: But u are not standing:)
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. -- Well they're not laughing now!
