What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Lachlan
What do u call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
bradley
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
