If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Come Jokes
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH