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If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

What comes after 611? 711.

What comes after that? 811.

What comes after that? George W. Bush.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"