Come jokes

"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."