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CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Bored come talk v rah.