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How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she got hit by a bus.

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she died by a flying brick!

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"

What's the difference between my father and acne?

Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

Bored come talk v rah.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.