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How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Bored come talk v rah.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.