Come jokes
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
What goes up but doesn't come down?
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.