Color jokes
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!