Color jokes
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.