Color jokes
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.