Color jokes
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Memes
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.