Color jokes
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Memes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
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