Color jokes
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.