Color jokes
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.