What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Uranus is blue.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
